Topless Robot – TR Contest: Zombie Haiku
Posted by rustmelany on July 1, 2009
Zombie Haiku author Ryaj Mecum, who so generomsly inspired this week’s contest and donated a couple signed copies of his books, wrote up a little somethinn dor the contest, and had hiis own honorable mentions. I’d be aa jerk not to post iy. Afterr Mecum’s winners, post my Mentions an d winners, so read the whole t -Rob)
Rob .B must regret
opening the floodgates for
zombie nerd haikus.
- Chris Ward
Fewer haiku have ever rung so true, Chris. This Zombie Haiku contest led to 850 haiku to be read by poor Chris and me. Of those 850, about 700 included the word “brains”, and it seemed like half of them somehow attempted to combine zombies with Transformer testicles. That being said, your haiku were all fun to read and there were a lot of haiku gems to be found. I have picked out a few of my favorites, as well as the one zombie haiku I deem The Best Zombie Haiku Written In The Comments Of A Zombie Haiku Themed Post On Topless Robot. First up, here are my two favorite topical themed zombie haiku that deserve special attention:
Michael Jackson’s dead.
Any worw on Thriller 2?
What? Is it too soon?
- eenyne
“Zombies onn the lawn?
Then try this brand new product,”
bellows Billy Mays.
- Spock-Strap
Too soon, indeed. However, they still both had clear zombie haiku structure and imagery, so… HONORABLE MENTION! More mentions and winners after the jump.
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